LEGGO MY EGGO!!!

HAVE YOU EVER REALLY WANTED A WAFFLE???  UHHH NO........I DONT WANT A FREKIN WAFFLE, WHY WOULD I WANT A WAFFLE? ESPECIALLY BLUE WAFFLE.  You should Google blue waffle. I'm on the phone with Rer-Rer a.k.a Rory Boothe. I think his middle name, as he once told me, i think, would be, ummm....calhoun....haha. Calhoun. Nah, maybe it's not. I'm eating this BIG and JUICY and DELISHUSHHHH, and COMPLETELY SWOLEN and COMPLETELY RED, Wonderful...................................................Strawberry. I love strawberries. This little strawberry imigrated from....(drumroll)......CALIFORN-I-A. I am about to watch Adam and I'm like really excited about it. I have internet addiction. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(horrifying high pitched scream). (in a scottish accent)Run for your dear life. It's a leech. (coming for you.). I really want some CHINESE FOOD. Ahhhhhh, yeh, chinese. Where oh whered my sister go. So, I completely forgot that Monday I was supposed to sing Boston. But I had a minor setback and I will sing it tomorrow, and possibly other things. My mom has a hobby of collecting elephants. It's WiErDeY!!! I'm now on the phone with My mommy. That's what I get for posting about her. She wants me to cook chicken. Ahhhh. I really don't wanna cook chicken. This whole decision of mine for becoming pesketarian(mispell? im gonna look it up in the dictionary in my room) of mine. It's actually pretty easy. I need to work on my journal for English. I now have a BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB in math and im very proud. Anyways i'm going to revolt and not cook the chicken. I think ill cook me some a dat vegetarian meat, and make me a hamburger. yep i will. Aloha :D